[Music] welcome to the amazing digital circus my
name is Kane I'm your ring master and I'm here to show you the most
jaw-dropping heart stuffing mindbending paraphernalia you've ever laid Your Eyes
Upon isn't that right bubble that's right Kane I can't wait to see what
you've got cooking up for today well let's not waste any time let's get right
into the show [Music]
Jingle the and the C wo day after day after day after day after day we fly the
Moon and the Sun and we don't know why where
[Music] is
Kane is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker cuz if it's a new character
we're going to have to redo this whole theme song I'm not doing that again my
my it appears a new human has entered this realm how do I take this headset
off just keep grabbing at it that works for all of
[Music] us what's going on I put on some weird
headset and now I'm here who are you people why can't I take
it off where am I let's just try to calm down everything's going to be okay new
stuff we've all been through this you just need to get your head what the
is going on what no no no my dear we can't have any of that foul language
around here the amazing digital circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages you
my friends stumbled into an incredible world of Wonders where anything can
happen except for [Music]
swearing oh my god well how do I you know
leave well don't freak out about it or anything but uh we don't exactly you
can't what shut up Jack but yeah he's right welcome to your new home and your
new body new home what do you mean guys don't be mean we've been stuck here for
years old ker over there's supposedly been here the longest did someone say
something about an insect collection that's why he's
crazy [Music]
oh okay now I get it this is a dream and I should just play along until I wake up
right whatever you say kid they broke my comedy
mask so Kane we having a new adventure today for the new or what I'd like to
give our brand new member a tour of the circus grounds first off we go
here we have the tent this is where your living quarters are as well as all sorts
of other activities these activities may [Applause]
[Music] include fall pits mini golf and
more and here we have the grounds drown yourself in the digital
lake or engage in ridery at the digital Carnival night day it's all okay the
choice is yours your a cosmic Buffet is that all there is of course not this is
the void we don't venture out into the void not even I know what's out
there that's we stay right here where I can keep my hundreds of allseeing eyes
on you hello Kan I love you get out of here
before the moon gets frisky wait what's
that whoa clean up on Isle you I'm on it
boss why are you like this wait wait was that an exit door I
saw out there is that a way to leave what exit if there was a way to leave
I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now yeah what are you talking
about uh I assure you there is no no magical exit door you're probably just
experiencing digital hallucinations from your mind's transition to the digital
plane I swear I Su digital hallucinations how about we talk about
something else what your name my name my name is
uh oh God why can't I remember my name nobody can remember their name once they
enter the digital circus of the few things I don't have control over are
your minds so all I can help you with is coming up with a new one uh what's my
name don't you worry your little head your new name can be anything you're
your chosen name and may not reach digal circus user LIC agreement stating that
your name may not include objectionable content objectionable content includ is
not liit to sexually explicit materials of seen defat Li land vient and or unel
content or profanity what are you thinking I don't care just pick anything
let's see
what do you think of I don't you're right terrible let's
try that again what do you think of pomy huh uh
sure I think I just God zuk's you're right jack we should have a brand new
adventure for our new member pomy you said that like 5 minutes ago you do you
like Adventure activity Wonder danger or pain angel food cake
ow you parasite uh I don't really since you're new around here we're going to
make it a simple in-house adventure to warm you up to how things work around
here what no God I don't want an inhouse adventure don't worry zubo I'll make it
something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with today's
adventure is gather the
GLS that's right the entire circus tent will be infested with GLS and you got to
catch them all but what are they I'm glad you asked bubble they're small and
what do they do they how do they flinks are small mischievous Critters that
steal anything and everything they run into why do these humanoid hash browns
do this how do you stop them that's for you to find out now good luck and have
fun my little Superstars what did any of that mean oh
that's just one of Kane's Little Adventures they're just something fun to
do to you know prevent us from going insane speak for yourself if anyone
needs me then F off oh god oh help oh
god oh no they killed zubo anyway you guys want to go get something to eat oh
wait we should go check on kfmo I'm pretty sure he'd like to meet
pomy I able Fortress you want to come with us to check on
kmo no not really I think cmo's gone insane last time I spoke with him he was
rambling endlessly about some exit kind of like you pomy you might be going
insane too but wait wouldn't that more likely mean the exit does exist could
also mean you just have a jump start and losing your mind wait what about Z well
I think I'd like to ask him about it uh if this was real which it isn't because
it's a dream she still thinks this is a
dream uh why are you looking at me like that I'm fine with doing whatever as
long as I get to see funny things happen to
people okay I've already had enough of these
things you me and pomy will go check on kfmo which leaves crybaby and hooa
together to go handle the zubo situation do you think pairing them up together is
a good idea of course I do they're the two most mentally stable and capable
characters to be paired together come on ladies let's go harass the
clown my comedy mask is broken again oh gangle you startled me so this
is where we all live or well where we all sleep at night even though we don't
really need to sleep but sometimes nice to kind of take a break from everything
and have a bit of a routine you know I'm sure there will be one for oh look you
already got one I still don't understand about the
adventures why even go on them at all why not try to find a way to leave well
we usually do when we first arrive but after a while you start to realize that
you really can't leave and constantly chasing an unattainable goal will start
driving you a bit crazy and eventually you get to asking what the point of
anything is and you completely lose sight of who you are and why you're even
alive and when you reach your breaking point something really terrible can
happen ah but that's not something we need to deal with today above anything
else the adventures give us something to do that keeps our minds healthy and
stimulated thank goodness this is all a dream right
pomy why are we here again what are we doing
we are getting one of our [Music]
friends huh maybe he's not in his room I hope he's all right don't worry dollface
I've got a key to his room wait wh why you you you shouldn't
have keys to anyone's room nah I've got keys everywhere and you've all been fine
by the way I may have have left something in your room today so let me
know if you find it h you're not afraid of centipedes Are you Jack that's
literally my only fear why would you do this what it could be a completely
unrelated question you'll never know until it's too
late I've been looking for this thanks for keeping an eye on it coffee I'm
going to head out see you oh cmo's been obstructed that it's okay what is that
uh it might be that terrible thing I was talking about earlier when you reach
your Breaking Point okay wait maybe there's still time
to fix him if we get Kane wa comoo listen I know we didn't
always get along like when you called me out for fake laughing at your jokes I
swear I really did think they were funny I was just having a bit of a bad
day hey
pomy you think you perhap help me out here I understand you don't want
to I'm sorry
[Music] I don't know what I'm looking at here we
we saw GL carry one of zil's pieces down there remember oh yeah thank you for the
recap boy we're not very good at this are
we sup fellas Jack we found the zubo hole
cool how is kofo doing I hope he's not still mad at me for not laughing at his
jokes oh he's doing great great in fact I don't think I've ever seen him this
happy before well it's good to know he hasn't completely lost his
mind he actually asked me to give you [Music]
this an insect
collection I think it's a nest
hello ragata that was your name right
[Laughter] hey look I'm I didn't mean to leave you
behind like that I just look at my hand I I didn't know what to
do it's okay what you need to do right now is find he'll be able to fix me up
and take care ofo okay but where can I find him uh I
don't really know just look around and call for like
supp uh okay I'll get him you just stay right there not that you can really move
or anything uh just hang in there I'll be right back I promise cool oh so P I'm
sorry your first day here
be terrible uh yeah well don't worry about it I'm
just going to go get Kane now hello Kane we have a bit of an issue
[Music] here
[Music] Kane yes feel of non Glo Kon Mass dares
presume presence in the nest of the Glo Queen oh is that who you are you know
you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so
completely and utterly disgusting oh
Dispicable a rabbit toid that runs its mouth in the presence of my RO Royal
figure well as a royal myself I would like to kindly ask if oh look there's
zubel hi zubel help me you idiots kind of rude zubel now I don't want to help
you no I always lose yes
gotcha oh hey kinger you mother I'll be
fine got to hide got to hide got to
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[Music] hide
[Music] God where is
Kan [Music]
[Music] you fool I feel not of care viors do you
not realize that everything must be GLS I am GLS you will be GL God will be
GL this is dumb and weird well but yet you're still watching
it I'm not here for the adventure or anything I'm just here to hide from
the oh thank God you're okay you didn't experience a game show in there did you
uh I what are you talking about what's happening it's just cofo
don't worry about it coso abstracted nah he's fine you're
right how are we going to get out of here guys over
there ladies first no wait why would I say
that wait pom's not even here wasn't this whole thing for her be quiet I
can't hear the [Music]
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oh bubble you always know how to make me say this exact
sentence yes I'm alert on my wacky watch at this hour
oh no someone's venturing out into the void they'll get totally
spoiled there you go now what the heck happened around
here oh yeah my doing Kane kppa went through a sort of cmosis and abstracted
kmo abstracted why didn't anybody tell me and into the cellar you
go man I can't believe kfo just gave up like that I mean no offense ker but I
always thought you would be next thank you guess it just goes to show you can't
rely on kinger for anything I am in so much
pain I do have to apologize for lying about
the exit I knew how much all of you have been wanting there to be one but you
know I was having so much trouble figuring out what to put on the other
side and ended up never quite finishing it and you know how I never like letting
people see my unfinished work especially if it leads you out into the
void anyway looks like you defeated the Glo Queen so I guess the adventure's
over your reward is a delicious digital Feast cooked by our head bubble chef and
with all the love I'm legally allowed to give you know I am pretty hungry you
didn't even do anything so what I can still be hungry well not really because
we don't need to eat drink or sleep in this digital world so the digital food
here only gives off the virtual sensation of eating without any of the
nutritional benefits GE lay off it since when are you an expert on the digital
world expert on the [Music]
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